What is Thievery Brokerage?
A movement built to expose what brokerages and gurus don’t give you.
Thievery Brokerage was born out of frustration — with brokerages, coaches, and influencers who string real estate agents along for their profits, leaving agents further in debt with nothing to show for except recycled scripts, generic templates, and a shattered self esteem.
We’re pulling back the curtain on the real estate industry to give agents what they actually need: the knowledge, systems, and support their brokerages should be providing — but don’t.
This isn’t coaching. It’s open-source mentorship for agents who want to build their business independently — and keep their profits where they belong.
They built walls around the knowledge.
We tore them down.
Here’s what they didn’t want you to have.
Take control of your business.
Here’s everything – the tools and systems your brokerage never showed you.
Breathe
Corporate causes with self-served denialThe raping of the landCollapseThe lungs malfunctionThey never learned to breathe Breathe!Rusted syringes and half-thought disposalA burial at seaWaste water graveyardSwimming in disease Breathe!This is the worldIt’s not workingThis is this earth Breathe! breathe, you fucker!Children gasping the second-hand airDeath and desperationWe’ve got to cut the lies with truthWe breathe Breathe!This…
School
I can see you in the morning when you go to schoolDon’t forget your books, you know you’ve got to learn the golden ruleYour teacher tells you stop your playing, get on with your workAnd be like Johnnie-Too-good, don’t you know he never shirksHe’s coming along After school is over, you’re playing in the parkDon’t…
Knights of Cydonia
Come ride with meThrough the veins of historyI’ll show you how GodFalls asleep on the job And how can we winWhen fools can be kings?Don’t waste your timeOr time will waste you No one’s gonna take me aliveTime has come to make things rightYou and I must fight for our rightsYou and I must fight…